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Obsessive Compulsive Snape Disorder - OCSD 
1st-Dec-2005 09:19 pm
Obsessive Compulsive Snape Disorder - OCSD

copied from [selinaenriquez] receipt.

CAUSES:
# British accent
# Greasy hair
# Deep, sensual voice
# Knowledge in potions
# Appearance of dark mark
# Wearing black clothes
# Hating The Boys Who Lived
# Hating bushy haired Know It Alls


SYMPTOMS:
# Excessive drooling
# Inability to focus ones attention on anything unrelated to Snape
# Increased heart rate
# In some cases, hyperventilation. Varies from person to person
# Uncontrollable desire to lick your computer/television screen
# Weakness in the knees
# Fevers
# Trembling
# Inability to breathe
# Hysterical giggling
# Intense horniness


TREATMENTS:
# Posting picture heavy Snape spams on related communities
# Having marathon movie nights consisting solely of Harry Potter films
# Writing pervy Snape fanfiction
# Utilising ones creativity by making Snape icons and graphics and fan art
Comments 
29th-Jul-2007 02:30 pm (UTC) - Obsessive compulsive snape disorder
Anonymous
I didn't know that there is such a disorder but it sounds pretty interesting.I'll search for some additional information too because I want to know everything about this.
Cara Fletcher
http://www.obsessions-compulsions-disorders.com
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